New York State

Andrew Cuomo is single and ready to mingle

… so we made him a dating profile.

Gov. Andrew Cuomo at the New York State Fair.

Gov. Andrew Cuomo at the New York State Fair. The Office of Governor Andrew M. Cuomo

Update, March 26, 2020: We initially wrote this dating profile for Gov. Andrew Cuomo on Sept. 26, 2019, after it was confirmed that he and his longtime girlfriend Sandra Lee broke up. Within the past week, this article has become one of the most read articles on our website, which we can only assume is a reflection of Cuomo’s newfound heartthrob status. And on that note, we are once again reminding the governor that he may use our dating profile, if he so chooses.

New York power couple Gov. Andrew Cuomo and TV chef Sandra Lee have officially split, much to no one’s surprise.

After months of speculation about whether or not Cuomo and Lee were still together – after they put their house on the market and Cuomo was spotted spending more time alone in Albany – they confirmed their separation, after 14 years together, in a joint statement released Wednesday evening.

Just because we weren’t surprised to hear of the breakup doesn’t mean we don’t feel sorry for ol’ Cuomo – we’re not made of stone, after all. So we decided to make him a dating profile to help him get back in the game. 

New York Governor Andrew Cuomo.
Office of the Governor

Andrew “the Government” Cuomo

Age: 61

Height: 5’ 11”

Location: Albany, New York

Job: Governor of New York

Interests: Billy Joel, parades, fishing, yelling, looking at things, riding around town in my refurbished classic cars – and if you play your cards right, I might just take you for a spin – and my trusty hound Captain.

A Queens boy at heart, I now live in Albany, where I help run the great state of New York as its very progressive governor. But really, I'm just a laid back, loose dude, who is always in a cool mood.

Looking for a leggy, moderately famous blonde who likes to travel (around New York, specifically) and doesn’t mind a man with a busy schedule. 

I just got out of a long-term relationship, so I’m not looking for anything serious at the moment, but I’m not ruling anything out ;)