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Top headlines of the NEXT decade

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No one could have predicted what happened in the last decade, we try to predict what will happen in the next.

No one could have predicted what happened in the last decade, we try to predict what will happen in the next. Eric Risberg/AP/Shutterstock

"President Donald Trump Wanted a Moat Filled With Alligators and Snakes at Border."

Go back to 2009 and tell somebody that would be a real headline in 10 years. The 2010s were packed with news that would have defied belief for anybody who didn't write for "The Simpsons."

With that in mind, here’s our rough guess for what the ’20s have in store for New York politicos.

2020

Chasing Yang for Dem Nom, Bloomberg Plans to Give Americans $1,001 Each Month

2021

GOP Takes Control of State Senate as Socialist Dems, Mainline Dems Fail to Form Coalition

2022

NYC Approves New Sales Tax to Fund Floating Landing Strip at Amazon's West Side Compound

2023

De Blasio Expected to Resign as Ambassador Following Nicaragua Motorcade Scandal

2024

Sen. Ocasio-Cortez Rallies in Chenango to Name Oat Milk as NY’s Official Milk Substitute

2025

SI Mayor Borelli Questioned Over High Taxes at New Dorp Town Hall

2026

Cuomo Tops Trump Jr. to Win Historic Fifth Term

2027

Sources: New York “Close” to Legalizing Recreational Marijuana

2028

JCOPE Completes Investigation of Former IDC Leader Jeff Klein

2029

Trillionaire Mogul Mike Bloomberg, 87, Considering a Presidential Run